Random Poop From The Timmy

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show


ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies


astrolocherry:

how can u say u are not pretty when u are a cluster of stardust, a walking explosion of nebulas like there are constellations that knot your arteries together, you’re beyond pretty, more like a spectacular sight for all of us



sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color


biclopsdad:

DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED OVER YOUR EXISTENCE AND ALL THE LITTLE THINGS YOU DID JUST LIVING YOUR LIFE WOW


trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

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benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.


tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 



thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO


equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am



thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr



spongeyrocksrock:

selenerpatrol:

i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two

girls are so great

hell yeah for girls you rock


thekatitube:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this amazing April Fools

WATCH THE VIDEO IT’S 30 TIMES FUNNIER THAN THE GIFSET OMG



kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡